7 Random Ways To Stop Eating Junk Food - Even If It Kills You!
Do you have a problem with eating to much junk food? I have come up with 7 random ways for you to combat your cravings!
1. Staple your mouth shut
This may leave you with permanent scarring and force you to be fed through a tube in your stomach (water not coke) but it's worth it right?
2. Move to the middle of Africa then even if you want junk food you are not going to get it
3. Get dropped by helicopter in the middle of the desert with nothing but water and long life food, and the only way you can get junk food is to make it back to civilization - let's see how big the craving for McDonalds is now!
4. Get a nagging little sister that dobs on you to your parents whenever you try and sneak a snack form the cupboard.
5. Make a 'Kick Me If You See Me Eating Junk Food' Shirt
Then try walking up to the counter of your favourite fast food outlet, ordering your favourite meal and getting out alive. If you do it, please video it and send me a link!
6. Get your mum so hyped on a natural foods diet that she throws out every last piece of junk food, and gives your a celery stick as a snack.
7. Have a psycho accountability partner that follows you everywhere and makes a massive scene, starts yelling and embarrasses you every time to even mention junk food - you should see what he does when you try and buy it!
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